January 2012
13 posts
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
SNEEZING DREAMS: tsarcasm: i don’t understand how... →
tblant:
tsarcasm:
i don’t understand how anyone who isn’t a rich white male could be a republican because those are the only people republicans actually care about
Poor people don’t ever want to acknowledge that they are poor. They see themselves as people who will one day be as successful as a…
Also, religion.
528. It's better to be right than first. It's best...
RE: Joe Paterno. I might type a real blog post about his legacy post scandal and how it relates to social media but so much sports on television.
Championship week
Baltimore +9 at New England (This looks bad. Really bad)
New York at San Francisco -3 (As if we really needed the Giants to win to satiate everyone’s underdog jerkoff fest. Tip: You can’t be the underdog if 70 percent have you favored to win)
Divisional Playoffs
This is the first time since 2006 that the divisional playoff is made up of all divisional winners. People talk about parity, but this season did not have that and there were a pool of teams that were clearly the best.
Saints -4 @ 49ers (This is the first time since 2006 that the divisional playoff is made up of all divisional winners. People talk about parity, but this season did not have that...
Wild Card Playoffs
Cincinnati @ Houston -4 (Tempting to take the points, but Andre Johnson will be on the field. Either QB could play terribly, because you can’t depend on rookies, but as the Texans get healthier and healthier, I think they can make something happen and shock some people. Either of these teams staying in the playoffs makes me happy)
Detroit +11 @ Saints (Wow, way to sleep on one of the only...
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
New Year
I try to save any sort of resolutions until the second of January. This is partially because I don’t want to be influenced by everyone else’s, but mostly because I am like most people - I give most of New Year’s Day to the night before. This means I’m not in any state to make life goals.
This year, I’m going to be physically healthier. I’ve spent most of my...
December 2011
22 posts
Week 17
Lions @ Packers (They may be sitting people, but I think the Packers need to keep Detroit in check, so they will)
49ers @ Rams (Now, this is a team with nothing to play for who won’t take a game seriously. The Rams are still awful, though)
Jets @ Dolphins (Jest)
Bears @ Vikings (The Redskins injured just about every offensive starter last week, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the...
If this is the best of all possible worlds,: Ima... →
bluerunawaydog:
Why I like Tumblr:
I get to see badass photos, cool memes, funny drawings, and lots more. Just looking at cool stuff, and sharing said cool stuff with my friends.
Why you guys seem to like Tumblr:
Because you can whine as if no one is listening? Because you want to complain about your…
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You guys I watch Parks and Recreation and I don’t find it funny, I’ve never read Harry Potter and I don’t plan to, I tumbl about sports, use Tumbl as a verb, think Adele is mediocre at best, and I don’t think Ryan Gosling is all that attractive.
I really like secular alternatives to the ten commandments. Not because I need them, but because it’s really refreshing to think that the sheer basis of humanity can be boiled down to a nice, even number. I would have gone with a dozen, ten feels a little incomplete.
I guess I really shouldn’t get mad when secular movements always feel the need to respond to religion. I’d like...
neelvan:
pinkhotel:
Carla Bruni - “Quelqu’un...
Sometimes I get tempted to post Mountain Goats songs just to see if any of my real life friends have stopped following me because I’m so boring.
degaussedkaren:
Thunder Road | Bruce Springsteen...
Week 16
I was moving cross country during week 15, so I missed my picks.
Texans @ Colts (The Colts can still do enough to lose the number 1 pick all together)
Broncos @ Bills (I think the Pats exposed the way to beat Tebow, but I don’t know if the Bills can execute against that defense)
Cardinals @ Bengals (I will vomit if the NFC West sends two teams to the playoffs while the East might...
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Week 14
Browns @ Steelers (I APOLOGIZE MERCIFUL STEEL CITY GODS PLEASE DON’T CONDEMN ME)
Texans @ Bengals (Well, it looks like you can put just about anyone back there and they’ll still win with this football team)
Vikings @ Lions (Christian Ponder has a dumb name)
Saints @ Titans (You cut that out, Hasselswag. We need your team to go away quietly and not keep winning randomly)
Eagles @...
“War with Japan. Get to office.”
– A telegram delivered to an Associated Press editor who was at the Redskins-Eagles football game at Washington’s Griffith Stadium on Dec. 7, 1941. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Week 13
Eagles @ Seahawks (The Redskins show last week how disinterested the 12th man is in this team, Eagles can squeak by)
Titans @ Bills (The best part of Stevie Johnson being a master troll is his name. How can you not be a troll when you call yourself Stevie?)
Chiefs @ Bears (I cannot think of one situation where the Cheifs pull this off. Not one)
Raiders @ Dolphins (Apparently it only took ten...
November 2011
16 posts
Week 12
Packers @ Lions (Finally, the Lions won’t be unbearable to watch on turkey day. If the Packers don’t lose this, they go 16-0)
Cowboys @ Dolphins (Well, let’s let it ride. Romo has been good for too many consecutive weeks, he’s rife to shit his pants)
49ers @ Ravens (Now this is a nightcap, NFL. Bout time you got the primetime Thanksgiving game right)
Vikings @ Falcons...
I almost just handed in a website for a class with every image file name being a variation on “butts.jpg”. I wonder if she would have noticed.
WHAT.
faganchelsea:
So, Jimmy Brooks is a rapper, but Emma Nelson does porn.
EMMA NELSON DOES PORN.
She’s also set to be in Arrested Development. Night = made.
“We need a leader, not a reader.”
– Herman Cain on what we need (via tblant)
Also, a pitcher, not a belly itcher.
Week 11
Jets @ Broncos (It’s all well and good if Tebow’s facing a team who can’t stop the run. But without a reasonable starting back and a feisty Jets’ D, he won’t be able to do much)
Jaguars @ Browns (MJD could very easily rush for 1500 yards this year, and I don’t hear anyone singing his praises. Screw you guys)
Panthers @ Lions (This game means so much for the...
"Cookie Monster" Offers Best Explanation Yet for... →
oneofournationsspies:
You need to read the whole thing but I can’t even.
Capitalism great system. We won Cold War because people behind Iron Curtain look over wall, and see how much more plentiful and delicious cookies are in West, and how we have choice of different bakeries, not just state-owned one. It great system. It got us out of Depression, won WWII, built middle class, built...
Week 9
Raiders @ Chargers (The Raiders don’t really have a secondary and that’s pretty much what you need to beat the Bolts)
Saints @ Falcons (This division is rife for more drama, and I have a feeling that Saints defense won’t stop Turner this week)
Steelers @ Bengals (Come on, let’s get real here)
Rams @ Browns (The Browns are really good at losing to teams they’re...
Week 9
Jets @ Bills (The Bills aren’t the team they were earlier in the season, but their air attack can exploit an overzealous secondary)
Seahawks @ Cowboys (Wow, The Cowboys look like a trainwreck. But, this seems like a post collapse Romo performance where he reminds people why they like him just to disappoint them more in two weeks)
Falcons @ Colts (They’re already talking about Peyton...
Watchpopculturebrain:
Watch Louis C.K.’s Appearance on Conan Last Night | Teamcoco.com
I’ve had the exact same exchange he as at the end with entirely too many people.