Jets @ Bills (The Bills aren’t the team they were earlier in the season, but their air attack can exploit an overzealous secondary)
Seahawks @ Cowboys (Wow, The Cowboys look like a trainwreck. But, this seems like a post collapse Romo performance where he reminds people why they like him just to disappoint them more in two weeks)
Falcons @ Colts (They’re already talking about Peyton Manning being traded. My plot is coming to fruition)
Dolphins @ Chiefs (The Chiefs kind of lucked into a win with some phantom calls and Phillip Rivers being a chump. They use that momentum to keep it going)
Bucs @ Saints (Neither of these defenses are any good, so start all of your fantasy players on these teams)
49ers @ Redskins (Carlos Rogers is going to pick John Beck and take it to the house just to screw with management)
Browns @ Texans (Still no Andre, but this team is pretty well neutered with practically no one to start at running back)
Bengals @ Titans (A Ravens win could put the Bengals at top of this division by their lonesome. What?)
Broncos @ Raiders (The face that no one pays attention to these picks > Tebow)
Giants @ Pats (The Giants getting better every week, but no one goes into Gillette and has a fun night)
Rams @ Cardinals (Bradford should be back and the Cardinals are terrible. Still time to get to that magic 7 wins, guys)
Packers @ Chargers (ESPN is really timid about putting this team among the greats of all time. ESPN is stupid)
Ravens @ Steelers (Why is everyone jumping on this bandwagon and forgetting how good Baltimore really is? Caw caw, motherfucker)
Bears @ Eagles (Eagles can’t stop the run, so Forte might be able to put the team on his back here, but I doubt it - Give me Vick at home under the spotlight)
Overall Record: 70-43
