Packers @ Lions (Finally, the Lions won’t be unbearable to watch on turkey day. If the Packers don’t lose this, they go 16-0)
Cowboys @ Dolphins (Well, let’s let it ride. Romo has been good for too many consecutive weeks, he’s rife to shit his pants)
49ers @ Ravens (Now this is a nightcap, NFL. Bout time you got the primetime Thanksgiving game right)
Vikings @ Falcons (Screw you and making me always regret how I pick your games, Atlanta. You suck so much)
Browns @ Bengals (This seems like the type of game Cleveland can win, but damned if I’m picking them)
Bucs @ Titans (Let’s see you pull off upsets without the Hasselswag, Tennessee)
Panthers @ Colts (How much will everyone’s mancrush on him dissipate if Cam loses this one they way he lost it to Detroit?)
Cardinals @ Rams (The Cardinals may not win another game this season, and Wisenhunt’s job will somehow survive)
Bills @ Jets (Way to squander a perfectly good wildcard season, Bills. Now we have to root for the Lions and Bengals to troll everyone)
Texans @ Jaguars (Please, please, please come back Andre Johnson. The NFL needs yoooou)
Bears @ Raiders (Nearly equal talent levels, but the Bears are built to beat this team. Fun game, though)
Redskins @ Seahawks (Bye, any mathematical shot at the playoffs in the saddest way possible)
Pats @ Eagles (Great troll win, Eagles. Don’t do it, again)
Broncos @ Chargers (It’s sad that I have more faith in Tebow to find a win to this than I do Rivers. But, I do)
Steelers @ Chiefs (Hahahahaahah, Chiefs)
Giants @ Saints (Neither of these teams are as good as their records, but the Saints need this win badly)
Overall Record 91-66
