Browns @ Steelers (I APOLOGIZE MERCIFUL STEEL CITY GODS PLEASE DON’T CONDEMN ME)
Texans @ Bengals (Well, it looks like you can put just about anyone back there and they’ll still win with this football team)
Vikings @ Lions (Christian Ponder has a dumb name)
Saints @ Titans (You cut that out, Hasselswag. We need your team to go away quietly and not keep winning randomly)
Eagles @ Dolphins (Well, I guess the wheels have finally fallen off. But, no way the Dolphins can win five straight if Vick plays, right? Right?!?)
Chiefs @ Jets (The Jets needed exactly three minutes to embarass the Redskins last week. If they play a full game, god help the Chiefs)
Patriots @ Redskins (Fred Davis smoking away a probowl season is just the perfect metaphor for the Redskins)
Falcons @ Panthers (The Falcons have to start backing into the playoffs pretty soon here, I’d expect)
Bucs @ Jaguars (I am still genuinely shocked at how god awful the Bucs are)
Colts @ Ravens (Well, we saw the Lions do it and start putting pieces in place to be where they are now. If they trade the pick and not the Peyton, the Colts will continue to suck for a decade)
Bears @ Broncos (Sportscenter, dubbing themselves Tebowcenter for the day, said his name 83 times in one broadcast)
49ers @ Cardinals (Can you imagine how hilarious the Cardinals will continue to be if they somehow turn that upset into a Wild Card bid? WISENHUNT FOREVER)
Raiders @ Packers (The Patriots beat the Giants 38-35 in the regular season the year they 18-1’d. SPOOOOOOKY)
Bills @ Chargers (How does Norv Turner still have a job?)
Giants @ Cowboys (Hurr durr clash of the titans hurr durr.)
Rams @ Seahawks (This is the worst MNF game I can remember in a really long time. Wow)
Overall Record 110-79
