Lions @ Packers (They may be sitting people, but I think the Packers need to keep Detroit in check, so they will)
49ers @ Rams (Now, this is a team with nothing to play for who won’t take a game seriously. The Rams are still awful, though)
Jets @ Dolphins (Jest)
Bears @ Vikings (The Redskins injured just about every offensive starter last week, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the Vikings don’t even show up)
Bills @ Pats (Sitting players? Pish Posh, Bill Belichick sits no one!)
Panthers @ Saints (Dwayne Wade ripping Cam Newton’s superman pose just shows how much cooler it is than Tebowing. It’s also funny, because Cam will probably have a ring before LeBron)
Redskins @ Eagles (Rex Grossman: REDEMPTION)
Colts @ Jaguars (The real question we have to ask is does Manning even really want to come back to a team so bad they even suck at sucking?)
Titans @ Texans (Chris Johnson looks to get 1,000 yards this season, despite being remarkably terrible for most of it. This begs the question as to what is the benchmark in the days of two RB backfields. Sure a guy can be awful and still get 1,000, but half of NFL teams won’t have a 1,000 yd guy and QBs can still lead their team in rushing)
Bucs @ Falcons (Screw you, Matt Ryan. I hope you make it into the playoffs and get beat by Tony Romo so every can laugh at you for sucking so much when it matters)
Ravens @ Bengals (Well, this sham season was nice while it lasted, Cinci. Enjoy another three-six years of having the worst coach in football piloting this shit show. Somehow he lucked into a potential franchise QB to ruin, AGAIN)
Steelers @ Browns (James Harrison is going to murder Peyton Hillis. Like, I’m not being hyperbolic, a Brown will die in this game)
Chiefs @ Broncos (Please, my body is not ready for a Tebow-time filled post-season. If he sneaks in, there really is no God)
Chargers @ Raiders (Don’t you go fucking this up, Rivers. You know better)
Seahawks @ Cardinals (Lol, Kevin Kolb)
Cowboys @ Giants (I love all the drama being put into this team, just so NFL pundits have to watch a major market team get walked over by Detroit)
Overall Record 131-91
